When life gives me lemons; I look for oranges.

Hi there, darling.
Most call me Kris or Krissie.
I'm 19.
I'm head over heels in love with my fiance HUSBAND, Austin. <3 I can't even begin to explain how much I love him.
I can be a real smartass if you mess with me enough.
Oh how I love gummibears. <3 Well, bears in general. ;)
I absolutely hate people who cheat in a relationship; they can go die in a hole, If you want to know anything else, please don't hesitate to ask. ;)
Peace broha. <3

lionskeleton:

Ilovedoodle
lionskeleton:

Wanting To Kiss You


We&#8217;ve been happy for a year and 5 days, and counting. I&#8217;m proud to say I&#8217;m your wife, and the future mother of your children. Things couldn&#8217;t be more perfect than they are now, and I truely and whole-heartedly, love you. You&#8217;re my husband, Kenneth Austin Peele. And you have no idea how proud it makes me to say that. &lt;3

lionskeleton:

Wanting To Kiss You

We’ve been happy for a year and 5 days, and counting. I’m proud to say I’m your wife, and the future mother of your children. Things couldn’t be more perfect than they are now, and I truely and whole-heartedly, love you. You’re my husband, Kenneth Austin Peele. And you have no idea how proud it makes me to say that. <3

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My original species I created, the Servan.
Info I posted on deviantART:
IMPORTANT INFO!!! YOU MUST READ THIS TO MAKE A SERVAN!! UNDERSTAND THE SPECIES BEFORE YOU MAKE ONE!!!These are Servans, suited to live in multiple terrains and environments. Male Servans have control over a group of about 7-9 female Servans, this group is called a pride, mostly because the behaviors and social structures observed, they behave more like lions than wolves or canines. They are very smart; Closely rivaled by gorillas and dolphins; and are capable of using tools and understanding signlanguage if taught at a young age. When working or used for riding, Servans are groomed daily and the ears and tail are docked, the horns ground down, the dewclaws removed, and quills removed. If the tail has hair, the tail is docked and the remaining hair is either cut short or left long and put up in a bun or loop; sometimes even braided; The mane can be cut or styled however the rider or owner chooses. If a male and female are forced to breed, the resulting offspring will be stillborn. When mating with the chosen female or male they prefer, the male and female actually share love for eachother, like a married couple would when making love. &#8220;Making love&#8221; for them results in the female being happy and giving off nourishing hormones which keep the babies alive and healthy. A female Servan can have up to but not more than 4 pups at a time. Each pup is born with either black or dull colored fur, and start earning their markings when they shed their first &#8220;puppy coat&#8221;, this is when the markings start to become more visible. The first puppy coat shedding takes place at the age of 2, then at the age of 3, horns start to come in. Servans live up to the age of 100, but some have been known to live up to 150. When they get too old, they leave the pride and live on their own, and some say when they die, depending on the element the possessed in life, they leave ancient trees and forests; Endless flowing crystal clear rivers and lakes; Endlessly burning fires or embers; or permanently spinning whirlwinds. They are tattooed with a symbol on their neck when they are assigned their element, usually a red whisp for fire, a simply drawn green tree for earth, a light blue water drop for water, or a white swirl for wind.If you wish, you can use the lineart on this ref sheet for your Servan, just erase all the text and don&#8217;t remove my signature. You can edit the horns and whatever, just give me credit for the species and lineart. And PLEASE link me. I&#8217;d love to see. &lt;3Servan species, info, and art (c) Me
Here&#8217;s the actual submission page so you can read the text on the drawing:
http://itskristennn.deviantart.com/#/d4bp2w1

My original species I created, the Servan.

Info I posted on deviantART:

IMPORTANT INFO!!! YOU MUST READ THIS TO MAKE A SERVAN!! UNDERSTAND THE SPECIES BEFORE YOU MAKE ONE!!!
These are Servans, suited to live in multiple terrains and environments.
Male Servans have control over a group of about 7-9 female Servans, this group is called a pride, mostly because the behaviors and social structures observed, they behave more like lions than wolves or canines. They are very smart; Closely rivaled by gorillas and dolphins; and are capable of using tools and understanding signlanguage if taught at a young age. When working or used for riding, Servans are groomed daily and the ears and tail are docked, the horns ground down, the dewclaws removed, and quills removed. If the tail has hair, the tail is docked and the remaining hair is either cut short or left long and put up in a bun or loop; sometimes even braided; The mane can be cut or styled however the rider or owner chooses. If a male and female are forced to breed, the resulting offspring will be stillborn. When mating with the chosen female or male they prefer, the male and female actually share love for eachother, like a married couple would when making love. “Making love” for them results in the female being happy and giving off nourishing hormones which keep the babies alive and healthy. A female Servan can have up to but not more than 4 pups at a time. Each pup is born with either black or dull colored fur, and start earning their markings when they shed their first “puppy coat”, this is when the markings start to become more visible. The first puppy coat shedding takes place at the age of 2, then at the age of 3, horns start to come in. Servans live up to the age of 100, but some have been known to live up to 150. When they get too old, they leave the pride and live on their own, and some say when they die, depending on the element the possessed in life, they leave ancient trees and forests; Endless flowing crystal clear rivers and lakes; Endlessly burning fires or embers; or permanently spinning whirlwinds. They are tattooed with a symbol on their neck when they are assigned their element, usually a red whisp for fire, a simply drawn green tree for earth, a light blue water drop for water, or a white swirl for wind.

If you wish, you can use the lineart on this ref sheet for your Servan, just erase all the text and don’t remove my signature. You can edit the horns and whatever, just give me credit for the species and lineart.
And PLEASE link me. I’d love to see. <3

Servan species, info, and art (c) Me

Here’s the actual submission page so you can read the text on the drawing:

http://itskristennn.deviantart.com/#/d4bp2w1

lionskeleton:

Foxtrot

I lost two followers because I am dog.

shooptastic:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

I am like humans…

I walk.

Sometime I do not like what see.

Sometimes I am shock.

Sometime I fail.

Sometime I ask question

Sometime I have birthday

But I guess

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

this is my life story.

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OMGOMGOMG this song. <333

I can’t believe they put it with Dark Souls. It goes so amazingly <333

Made that song 10x better. <3

celines:

Cebras de Grey (by Nus89)
Beautiful &lt;3

celines:

Cebras de Grey (by Nus89)

Beautiful <3

n-a-s-a:

Fresh Tiger Stripes on Saturn’s Enceladus 

 OMG.
gorgeous.

n-a-s-a:

Fresh Tiger Stripes on Saturn’s Enceladus 

 OMG.

gorgeous.

clurrclurrclurr:

The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people’s grammar.  It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I’d normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.  

For example, when I read the sentence “I care about this alot,” this is what I imagine: Similarly, when someone says “alot of _______”, I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are talking about.  If someone says something like “I feel lonely alot” or “I’m angry alot,” I’m going to imagine them standing there with an emo haircut, sharing their feelings with an Alot.  The Alot is incredibly versatile. 

clurrclurrclurr:

The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people’s grammar.  It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I’d normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.  


For example, when I read the sentence “I care about this alot,” this is what I imagine: Similarly, when someone says “alot of _______”, I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are talking about.  If someone says something like “I feel lonely alot” or “I’m angry alot,” I’m going to imagine them standing there with an emo haircut, sharing their feelings with an Alot.  The Alot is incredibly versatile. 

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